You've Got To Be Kidding Me.....................................

BFF, I know everyone is different...........we have our own experiences....perceptions......reactions..........Am I wrong for thinking that people should treat me the way I treat them?...................hmmmm

I am not selfish, so naturally, I expect those in my circle to be the same............"expect" is the operative word.

It could just be me, I know I go to extremes!!! If I am doing something, I give it my mind, heart, body and soul!!!!!!!!!!!! I GO IN!  LOLOL!!!

Ok let me stop with the word games and beating around the bush!!!!!!!  I am talking about lazy ass lovers........men (it is not just the men, but I don't have sex with women anymore so I can't talk about them, lol, jokes, just jokes)........who are lazy lovers..........men who think, feel and act like getting their dicks sucked IS A PREREQUISITE for sex...........

NEWS FLASH!  BREAKING NEWS!!! It isn't!!!

How the fuck do you expect me to suck your dick if you ain't gonna eat my pussy? You've got to be kidding me, right?

Pushing my head down to your dick is not going to make me suck it, lol.......ohh, ohh and if I push your head down to my pussy, will you eat it? 

Shit goes both ways..........HELLO??????..............

It baffles me............completely confused..........you expect me to orally please you, with my full lips and four tongue rings, but you won't even return the favor?  Am I the only female that thinks this way?

I was not put on this earth to suck your dick, slob all over it, massage it with my tongue and lips, do tricks and you just relax and enjoy............what about my pleasure?.......what about my pussy?............fuckin me is not enough!

Am I making a big deal out of nothing? I don't think so............I take pleasure very serious and I think it is fucked up that men act like eating pussy will cause them to get cancer of the mouth!

What would you do if you never got your dick sucked, unless you ate pussy?  Hmmmm, I bet you would be the best pussy eatin man on the face of the earth.  You would have a Doctrine in it. 

Sadly, this has opened my eyes to the fact that the "double standard" still lives!  Well, it lives, but it is about to die with me.  I have made a vow to myself that I am not going to......nor do I have to........tolerate this kind of bullshit.............I WILL NO LONGER SUCK DICK IF YOU AIN'T GONNA EAT MY PUSSY.....and lemme tell you..........you will definitely miss out on a trip of a lifetime if you are the kind of man who doesn't eat pussy (especially mine! haha)!

You gotta be fuckin kiddin me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SHMFH!!)